Aggressive Retsuko 70

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This is why I’m not a teacher. Download here.

Nothing interesting to say about this episode, aside from the fact that I found something like an onomatopoeia dictionary, which is p-cool. I might have some extra stuff to post in the next couple of days, assuming I get it done before Sanic happens.

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Aggressive Retsuko 69

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Everyone’s favorite number! Here you go.

This week’s screencap is brought to you by google translate. If you ever want to learn Japanese, stay the fuck away from that.

I’d also like to extend my wish for searchable resources to fashion terminology. The kind that only shows up in weirdo magazines from years ago and in blogs written by internet weirdos who bought those magazines so they could write about how weird everyone is for dressing like even weirder weirdos. I’m glad I’m not a trendy urban youth, because I’d never remember all of these words.

Sorry if any of the lines are too long, I’m bad at timing things and condensing information conveyed in five syllables down to sub-threeword phrases.

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Aggressive Retsuko 64-68

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Finally! Here they are: 64, 65, 66, 67, 68.

I really wish someone would make a thesaurus for slang words and euphemisms. Asking random people on the internet for suggestions just doesn’t work.

You can probably expect future episodes to be out the weekend they go up on youtube, provided I don’t drive off a cliff or into the ocean somehow.

Oh yeah, and the bios are updated with two more characters(at the bottom).

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Aggressive Retsuko 60-63

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Here they are: 60, 61, 62, 63.

So, for various reasons, Horse will no longer be working on the Retsuko subs…or any subs, I guess. I’ll still be putting them up under the [Horse] tag, but they won’t have that fresh horsey scent to them anymore :(. I’ll try to have the other 3/4 up some time this weekend.

The last line of the song in…I think 62? might have been a reference to this silly commercial.

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Aggressive Retsuko 1-55 batch

Hi. Here’s that batch I promised weeks ago. Lots of script fixes, some format and timing fixes as well. I fixed episode 27 too since people were very upset about that. The batch is only episodes 1-55, but it covers the episodes that I wasn’t around for if that bothered you, and conveniently that means it covers the episodes that were magnet-only due to the Nyaa situation. Enjoy the convenience of not having to download 50 individual episodes~.

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Aggressive Retsuko 59

I don’t know what to tell you guys. There’s a new episode and it’s all alone and the next episode doesn’t exist yet. Wow. We actually did it.

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Aggressive Retsuko 56-58

You guys never got me a well. :( But there are good trackers to use now, so nobody has to solve the mystery of how magnets stick together anymore. I’ll fix up the old episodes and put up a batch for convenience and correctness and consistency and cleanliness within the next few weeks or so. In the mean time, enjoy episodes 56, 57, and 58.

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The Magical World of Magnets

The tracker we used, Nyaatorrents, is dead. Probably forever. There are other trackers though, so don’t panic. Another reason not to panic: magnet links. These are basically strings of data and if you have them it’s like any other torrent except maybe slower to start. I’ve got a short explanation of how to use them, as well as the magnet links themselves, on our Torrents page. Unfortunately WordPress can’t comprehend magnet links so I can’t make actual links for you guys, but you can still use them by copying and pasting them into your torrent client’s “open torrent from URL/address” option.

They seemed to be downloading very slowly when I tested them, so I’m going to seed the torrents on my second internet connection as well for a while (don’t ask why I have two internets). Hopefully they won’t be as slow as molasses this way, since you know molasses actually killed people in Massachusetts once. If you have any questions or if something isn’t working right, let us know. All our future releases will be magnets only until I decide on a new tracker to use. But I promise magnets are super simple, even if nobody will ever know how they work.

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Aggressive Retsuko Episode 55

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Here’s your weekly dose of downtrodden animals: episode 55.

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Aggressive Retsuko Episode 52+53+54


We’re alive! Or at least I am. Here’s the torrents: 52, 53, 54.

I apologize for the delay, Horse has unfortunately been suffering from severe insomnia and other stuff the last couple of weeks, and I wasn’t sure what would be happening. Everyone should send her their love and wellwishes, and wishing wells if you own any, because I’m sure she’d like one of those too. I have no idea when she’ll be back.

Which means that I have had to time and edit these three episodes alone. So, if the mux or the subs or the anythings are messed up, it’s because I have no idea what I’m doing. Yell at me if there’s a problem I might be able to fix. Yell internally if there are no problems but you still feel the need to yell. I might be handling the next few alone as well, depending on how things go.

Also, Doug. His name is Anai(η©΄δΊ•), and Japan calls badgers Anaguma(η©΄η†Š), so I’m pretty sure that’s what he is. A holebear. If not, he’s probably still a burrowing weasel-ish thing, so whatever.

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